The RoShamBusiness designs literalizations of things1metaphors, idioms, inside jokes, figures of speech, nebulous concepts, memes which probably shouldn't exist.
A pair of scissors, made entirely of rock and paper.
Finally, an answer to the eternal question2"Would you rather be rock, paper, or scissors?". Painstakingly crafted out of perfectly equal parts rock, paper, and scissors, RoShamBizzers may help you somehow.
A sandwich, with everything.
Take two pieces of bread to perfect geographic antipodes3Points on the Earth's surface mathematically opposite one another, put them down on the ground at the same time, and you've got a RoShamBamwich.4That's the DIY method. It's probably easier to buy one from us.
A tree that fell in a forest.5that nobody heard
"If a tree falls in a forest with nobody there to hear it, did it make a sound?" It's a debate that has transfixed humanity for generations. We'd like to stick a fork in it.
A grain of salt, to take.
Feeling overly beholden to The Truth? Exaggerate to your heart's content with a pack of RoShamGrain6(ofSalt)! Perfect for politicians, pundits, commenters of YouTube.