Take what you’re about to read with a RoShamGrain(ofSalt), but this is the fucking greatest man-made product of all time. Do you disagree? That’s fine - no harm done - as I cleverly prefaced that hard to believe (if also factually correct) statement with a suggestion to use the product itself. Which in turn would implore you to keep an open mind. Because of the salt. Because that's how it works.